Chinese Call-Centre

[نعمة الله]

Caller:Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan
Operator:Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak toanyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someoneand you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller:Well... just tell my sister Annie Wanthat our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan isbeing sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no onewas injured and no onewas sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter!
You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator:That's what I said. I'mSaw Ree.
Caller: Oh .......God!!! !